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Quoting wwww12345:
OK, this is a blog on how we can help establish low standards for men in general, so we all look like prince charming. Now you don't want to do many of these things with your "true love" after you have been together a while, but it is good to do some of these in the beginning so that she can "reform you", and thus will always remember how much better you are now than when she first met you. Thus, she will love you more and more each day. Also, it will help greatly if she has plenty of "low hanging fruit" to compare you with so that she will be so proud to have you around. Thus it helps greatly to "have friends in low places" who come around every now and then.
Here are a few ideas I can think that might irritate your "soul mate". I expect for MM to supply a really long list to select from.
1. Pee in the sink, or have friends that will do so. Reform as soon as she objects.
2. Insist on staying outside to watch the cute neighbor working in her yard, in her short shorts. The neighbor needs a safety watch,,,just in case she hurts herself. The same for the beauty down at the pool or beach.
3. Fix up her best girlfriends with the worst slob that you know. It will make you look so much better. Tell her that he is the pick of the litter from the guys you know, work with, etc.
4. Bring a drunk around every now and then. Another good comparison.
5. If you know a guy that has some expensive toys - boats, cars, etc. - that he cannot afford, be sure she get to see the car and know the real situation of his finances. If he works at the Pizza Hut, take her there for lunch.
6. If you know anyone who has been married 5 or 10 times, bring him around. Do the same for the most male chauvinist pig you know. You might want to rehearse his act with him.
7. If you know someone who has the messiest house, yard, etc in the world, go over often. Any btw, a messy house and lots of junk is also good marital insurance just in case you want to remain single, and its real cheap insurance. You can buy most of the junk needed at a garage sale.
8. Find a really good looking handsome hunk flaming gay guy and bring him home or out to dinner. She need to know that all handsome hunks, flaming or not, are guy.
9. Suggest to her that her her best friend really turns you on...... naw, better not do that.
10. If you know anyone who plays sports five night a week, or any thing else 5 nights per week, take her to a dozen or two of the games. She will probably like a couch potato much better after a few of the games.
11 Take her to at least one or two strip clubs and point out that all the rich business men in there are probably married.
12 Go out with some guy and his mistress. Make sure she knows the wife is much better looking but that she is not all that interested or that hot in the bedroom, so that is why he goes elsewhere. (note, this will probably not work with someone from south america )
13. Rent or beg Larry the Cable Guy to stay for a weekend. Have Larry make up some really horrible jokes the you can make a fuss over and laugh about how funny they are. Indicate that you want Larry to come to your sweeties house for new joke material. Imply that Larry thinks she is a great inspiration for his jokes.
14) Have a guy walk up to her and say "Some guys will promise you the moon." Then have him turn around, drop his pants; bend over and say: "I DELIVER." contributor: BillZ
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Well, I don't want to hog the blog, so I will let MM members keep adding to the list. Please help out here.
OK, this is a blog on how we can help establish low standards for men in general, so we all look like prince charming. Now you don't want to do many of these things with your "true love" after you have been together a while, but it is good to do some of these in the beginning so that she can "reform you", and thus will always remember how much better you are now than when she first met you. Thus, she will love you more and more each day. Also, it will help greatly if she has plenty of "low hanging fruit" to compare you with so that she will be so proud to have you around. Thus it helps greatly to "have friends in low places" who come around every now and then.
Here are a few ideas I can think that might irritate your "soul mate". I expect for MM to supply a really long list to select from.
1. Pee in the sink, or have friends that will do so. Reform as soon as she objects.
2. Insist on staying outside to watch the cute neighbor working in her yard, in her short shorts. The neighbor needs a safety watch,,,just in case she hurts herself. The same for the beauty down at the pool or beach.
3. Fix up her best girlfriends with the worst slob that you know. It will make you look so much better. Tell her that he is the pick of the litter from the guys you know, work with, etc.
4. Bring a drunk around every now and then. Another good comparison.
5. If you know a guy that has some expensive toys - boats, cars, etc. - that he cannot afford, be sure she get to see the car and know the real situation of his finances. If he works at the Pizza Hut, take her there for lunch.
6. If you know anyone who has been married 5 or 10 times, bring him around. Do the same for the most male chauvinist pig you know. You might want to rehearse his act with him.
7. If you know someone who has the messiest house, yard, etc in the world, go over often. Any btw, a messy house and lots of junk is also good marital insurance just in case you want to remain single, and its real cheap insurance. You can buy most of the junk needed at a garage sale.
8. Find a really good looking handsome hunk flaming gay guy and bring him home or out to dinner. She need to know that all handsome hunks, flaming or not, are guy.
9. Suggest to her that her her best friend really turns you on...... naw, better not do that.
10. If you know anyone who plays sports five night a week, or any thing else 5 nights per week, take her to a dozen or two of the games. She will probably like a couch potato much better after a few of the games.
11 Take her to at least one or two strip clubs and point out that all the rich business men in there are probably married.
12 Go out with some guy and his mistress. Make sure she knows the wife is much better looking but that she is not all that interested or that hot in the bedroom, so that is why he goes elsewhere. (note, this will probably not work with someone from south america )
13. Rent or beg Larry the Cable Guy to stay for a weekend. Have Larry make up some really horrible jokes the you can make a fuss over and laugh about how funny they are. Indicate that you want Larry to come to your sweeties house for new joke material. Imply that Larry thinks she is a great inspiration for his jokes.
14) Have a guy walk up to her and say "Some guys will promise you the moon." Then have him turn around, drop his pants; bend over and say: "I DELIVER." contributor: BillZ
15 Reserved for future additions from contributors
Well, I don't want to hog the blog, so I will let MM members keep adding to the list. Please help out here.
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